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notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn; Betty Smith (via madelinegracee)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

iheartnewy0rk:

maybe?

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

yazoos:

it’s really depressing being really ugly